• something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*
• my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

>:3

• Daddy: *goes to get stuffed animal from shelf*
• Me: no daddy, you cant get that one.
• Daddy: why not, princess?
• Me: because hes in jail.
• Daddy: oh, why, princess?
• Me: because he murdered a man.
• Daddy: okay, princess, i love you, but what the fuck